My Momma Told Me
Comedians Langston Kerman and David Gborie take a deep dive into the most exciting, groundbreaking and sometimes problematic Black conspiracy theories. They’ll have guests cover silly conspiracies, scary conspiracies and conspiracies they learned from that uncle who used to wear jeans when he went swimming in the public pool.
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Human DNA in Hotdogs: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)
Langston and David answer a listener's voicemail about finding human DNA in packaged hotdogs. Plus, can we give props to Ja Rule?CALL US & LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.comLANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIXDAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREONINSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNgTIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=enMY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkermanFOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dogs Can Sense Racism and Trump is Segregating Schools (with Yassir Lester)
Our first triple appearance, comedian Yassir Lester, makes his triumphant return to My Momma Told Me. He brought not one but two incredible conspiracies. Can dogs sense racism? Is Trump trying to segregate the school? Plus, what do we all have in common with Lil Rel? Should you marry a throat goat? Is a white pittbull owner the closest to a Black person? David tells us about his miracle hair-growing cat, and Langston describes hell as Jingle Bell Rock.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Pigeons Are The Feds (with SushiboyMEXICO) RE-RELEASE
Are pigeons surveillance cameras? Langston and David sit in studio with SushiboyMEXICO (Denial Is A River Show) about this intriguing conspiracy theory. Are pigeons just out there spying on our whereabouts? Are their insides just a bunch of wires and chips? Where are the baby pigeons? We ask more questions about this bird and how it has shown up in many parts of the media (we're looking at you, Hey Arnold!). Plus, more discussions of robot p*ssies occur in this episode.CALL US & LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.comLANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIXDAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREONINSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNgTIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=enMY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkermanFOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What's Wrong with These Kids (with Keon Polee)
Comedian Keon Polee had a conspiracy theory, but damnit we're not going to let that get in the way of a good conversation. Keon had us asking the big questions: Whose fault is it if the baby turns out subpar? How do you know if your nut is trash? Did white people ruin accents? Langston's never written a funny poem, and David is just trying to have fun with his wife. We get nostalgic for 90s stunt comedy. Bring dummies back! Plus, we take a call from a super tall caller.CALL US & LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.comLANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIXDAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREONINSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNgTIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=enMY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkermanFOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Kevin Durant's BlackPlanet Page: A Dramatic Brown Eyes Reading (with Shapel Lacey)
Shapel Lacey stuck around to take a voicemail, and wow, is it crazy. A two-parter; our mystery caller asks us to do a dramatic reading of Kevin Durant's viral BlackPlanet page and to explore what a hotep church could look like in the right hands.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.