My Momma Told Me
Comedians Langston Kerman and David Gborie take a deep dive into the most exciting, groundbreaking and sometimes problematic Black conspiracy theories. They’ll have guests cover silly conspiracies, scary conspiracies and conspiracies they learned from that uncle who used to wear jeans when he went swimming in the public pool.
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They’re Taking Our Black Fighters (with Steelo Brim)
Are the greatest Black combat athletes being recruited to fight for the other side? Steelo Brim joins Langston and David to explain why so many of our best fighters now associate with evil forces.0:00 Grand Theft Auto VI (!!!)6:29 Cold open: Big booty circus & ADHD15:28 A very wifed-up intro21:27 Conspiracy: White people are targeting Black fighters for the race wars52:51 Steelo's Hollywood origin story1:02:27 Why fighters and not scientists?1:12:29 Voicemail1: More Langston nicknames1:14:47 Voicemail 2: Accent prejudice1:28:17 Would you do OnlyFans?Seize everything this massive world has to offer. Pre-order the Grand Theft Auto VI: Ultimate Edition now. https://www.rockstargames.com/VI/editions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Pop Girlies Are Being Held CAPTIVE! (with Sequoia Holmes)
Is the so-called Khia Asylum putting pop stars in protracted purgatory? Langston and David are joined by Sequoia Holmes to speculate about how the Illuminati might be keeping certain singers mired in irrelevance.0:00 Cold open: Fan-dumb2:38 A very ass-eating intro12:08 Conspiracy: The Khia Asylum is real50:56 Voicemail 1: Crack is the original GLP-154:03 Voicemail 2: The biracial math ain’t mathingLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Well-Done Steak Is a SCAM! (with Langston and David)
Were certain Black American idiosyncrasies actually planted by nefarious forces? Langston and David sit down in the new, permanent home of My Momma Told Me to answer listener voicemails, including one about how some Black customs (e.g. eating steak well-done) may not be authentic at all.0:00 Cold open: The radio4:46 A very new studio intro10:27 Addressing the Filipino allegations16:36 Adding a soundtrack to your life27:30 Parenting a light-skinned child34:08 Loving bad people (at the concert)46:27 Voicemail 1: Well-done steak was popularized to deprive Black folks57:15 Voicemail 2: Megan Thee Stallion has a ghostwriterLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
They’re STILL Experimenting on Black People (with Nina Parker)
Is the government using Black social media users to study human behavior? Langston and David are joined by journalist-presenter Nina Parker to discuss how modern tech could be insidiously exploiting the Black community. Then, they answer a voicemail about the location of Dr. Umar’s charter school.0:00 Prolapse cold open8:58 A very weapons intro17:24 Conspiracy: They never stopped experimenting on Black people33:21 Content creation = drug dealing?43:52 Newspapers, novels, smut52:34 Internet posturing58:04 Skincare for men1:03:12 Voicemail: Dr. Umar’s school is in DelawareLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Egg Mucus is POISONING You (with Zainab Johnson)
Will eating the chalaza of an egg give you salmonella? Langston and David are joined by comedian-actress Zainab Johnson to question if we shouldn’t be eating the white film on egg yolks. Then, they answer a voicemail about NBA megastar Stephen Curry.0:00 Cold open: Extraordinary genitals6:45 A very The-Dream intro13:01 Michael Jackson’s vulnerability in ‘Will You Be There’22:15 Katt Williams anecdote26:52 Conspiracy: Never eat the chalaza of an egg37:47 Unironically wearing Kangol hats47:02 Talent vs. decency52:42 Voicemail: Steph Curry uplifts white hoopersLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices